I should probably be ashamed of this because I’m Korean, but I’m not. Mecha and I have worked hard the…
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Articles of all kinds from BreakmanX.com and Padinga.com 2003-present.
Note: Due to the way older the articles imported from ancient systems, some articles display the incorrect author and defaults to BreakmanX.
Dear Reader, It’s time, yet again, for Versus. For the uninitiated, this is when I write an article from both…
Thanks for our friends at Microsoft, I’ve been playing some Fruit Ninja Kinect over the last few days. The Kinect-requiring…
Dear Reader, There has never been a more potent reminder that ad agencies and game developers are not one and…
Dear Reader, Word on the street is that “Mass Effect 3” is going to feature a 3-player co-op mode, set…
Those who do general searches for game news will no doubt notice today that Sony’s London warehouse was set ablaze…
One of my favorite strange news stories of the day. One of. Damn the world is a weird place. Anyway,…
Alright, brace yourself, people. The following Oblivion machinima was created by one “theninjacowboy”, and it is ONE OF THE FUNNIEST…
Dear Reader, You know, all our talk about “Metro: Last Light” got me thinking: many franchises stumble in their original…
Dear Reader, Christmas come early, kiddos! The long-suspected, basically inevitable sequel to “Borderlands” has just been announced by Gearbox and…
Dear Reader, Dr. Noh and Mecha were…less than pleased with my recent oversized helping of truth concerning “Bastion.” They brandished…
There are Triple-A titles…and then there are Single-A titles. It’s just like minor league baseball. And then there are…
Hey kids, I just realized that I ‘m going to be driving to Kansas aaaaaall night long, and my usual…
This past weekend was the EVO Championship Series, and if you don’t know what that is, it’s…
Dear Reader, Okay, someone (other than Destructoid) has to say this: “Bastion” is a perfectly adequate game, and that’s it.…
EVO fighting Championships are going on right now, burning up Las Vegas. Who is the best fighter in the world?…
Overnight, Nintendo seems to have done a 180 on the 3DS. In just a few weeks, they’ll…
In response to flagging sales, Nintendo has announced overnight that the price of its main handheld console,…
Dear Reader, Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. As you may have heard, but it bloody well bears repeating, “Resident…
Dear Reader, “Need for Speed: The Run” has got to be one of the worst ideas for a game in…
I’m still in New Mexico, and I still don’t have a TV. I don’t know what being in New…
Maaaan, you may think you know San Diego Comicon (SDCC) but brother, you don’t know shit. SDCC hasn’t been just…
Dear Reader, Bioware needs you to explain to them what the main character of their flagship franchise looks like. Sure,…
Dear Reader, Microsoft’s Xbox Live Arcade is, I think we can all agree, the gold standard for console-bound internet marketplaces.…
Dear Reader, So you can start pre-ordering “Star Wars: The Old Republic” right…about…now. But I know, you’re looking to me…
Every now and then a game gets re-released or dropped in price, something that makes one turn one’s…
Dear Reader, It’s all well and good to sell those poor, starving Wii owners a retread of “Goldeneye;” that…
Dear DICE, I’ve been hearing rumors. Troubling rumors. They say you’ve changed, baby. They say you’re considering releasing digitally through…
I am old. I am so, so very old. I just turned 30 this year, which makes me just about…
Its the year 20XX. Capcom, super-fighting video game machine, has just defeated Mega Man Legends 3. They get equipped with:…